Stellar Blade Breaks Steam Records

Move over, Ghost of Tsushima—there’s a new queen in town, and she’s turning more heads than your average Soulslike ever could.



💠 What is Stellar Blade and Why is It So Hyped?

Stellar Blade is a stylish action RPG from Shift Up that brings PS5-level eye candy and combo-packed gameplay to PC. But this isn’t just another port—this is a game that’s got the internet thirsting in 4K.

Whether it’s the flashy hack-n-slash combat, or the lead character Eve’s hypnotic sway in latex—players can’t seem to look away… or stop buying it.

🎮 The PC Port Shattered Expectations

Since its release on June 11, the Complete Edition has delivered a near-flawless PC experience:

• ✅ DLSS 3.5 + Frame Generation
• ✅ FSR 3 Support
• ✅ Ultrawide + 4K 300FPS support
• ✅ Fully playable on Steam Deck & ROG Ally
• ✅ Unlocked framerate with butter-smooth combat

Fans and tech critics agree—it’s not just beautiful, it runs like a dream.

📈 Breaking Steam Records Like a Boss

In just its first 24 hours, Stellar Blade:

• Peaked at 183,000+ concurrent players
• Became the #1 PlayStation-published single-player game on Steam, beating God of War, Spider-Man, and Ghost of Tsushima
• Hit “Overwhelmingly Positive” on Steam within hours

“She didn’t just slay demons—she slayed the charts.”
– Random thirsty reviewer, Steam

🍑 Let’s Talk About… The Bounce

The elephant (or should we say booty) in the room: yes, Eve’s design has sparked massive attention online.

From tight battle suits to that satisfying slow-motion dodge roll… fans are simply not okay—and they’re saying it out loud.

🗨️ Some user review gems:

• “I came for the combat. Stayed for the physics.”
• “Controller disconnected from excessive thirst.”
• “Please add a towel. My desk is wet.”

Even mainstream sites like VICE and GamesRadar have pointed out how Stellar Blade has “weaponized thirst in the most profitable way.”

🔞 The Modding Scene Exploded

Within one day of release:

• The top 30 NSFW mods had over 351,000 downloads on Nexus Mods
• That’s nearly the total Nier: Automata took 8 years to reach
• Over 80 of 200+ mods are adult-tagged—and that number keeps growing

From physics tweaks to, um, “less armor,” the community is… expressing its creativity.

📦 Not Just Horny Hype – It’s a Good Game Too

Beyond the eye candy, Stellar Blade is legit:

• Deep, responsive combo system
• Challenging boss fights à la Soulsborne
• Gorgeous cyberpunk + post-apocalyptic world design
• Customizable outfits (yes, some are safe for work 😇)

🔥 Why You Shouldn’t Miss It

Whether you want:

• 🔪 Sleek, stylish action
• 👀 A visually stunning protagonist
• 💻 A technical benchmark for PC ports
• 🌶️ Or a spicy modding sandbox…

Stellar Blade delivers.

It’s bold. It’s unapologetically sexy. And it’s one of the most viral, player-loved, and streamer-friendly games on PC right now.

Final Thoughts 💭

Let’s be real—this game isn’t for everyone. But if you like your action RPGs with a touch of sass, speed, and skin-tight sci-fi suits, it’s probably already in your Steam cart.

Just remember to hydrate. 💦

🧠 Pro Tip: Play it once for the plot, twice for… research.